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Angliskos
If a big, fat man creeps into your room late at night and stufs you in a big bag - don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for christmas...:)
You fat or thin I like you. You tall or small I like you. You rich or poor I like you. I like you... oh f**k... Good bye. I LOVE YOU.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!
Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...
Invitation to Big Bomb party on Saturday night in World Trade Center with Dj BinLaden including his super hit "It Wasn't Me"suported by America Airlines!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower... :)
I`m an Alien, and i have transformed myself into your phone. As you read this I`m having sex with your finger, and i know you like it, cause you`re smiling!
Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffel-Sex, Safer-Sex, Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain`t kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth, Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some exercise!
Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away...
I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...
No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!:)
I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me..:*
Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...
We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)
This cat is cat a cat way cat how cat to cat make cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. Now read it without 'cat'! :)))
Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello! :)
For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
Birdy birdy in the sky Dropped a poopy in my eye I don't worry I don't cry I'm just happy cows can't fly!
Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!
SOMETIMES YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT, THAT I CAN SEE YOU IN THE NIGHT, YOU ARE THE MEN, AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU'LL BE MINE:)))
LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID, SHE LIKED IT! REAL
BITHC!
Sez is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a womens destination do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain`t kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!
We will now upgrade
your brain.Please wait.
...Searching.....Searching..
.......Still searching.................
......Sorry, no brain found.
your vibrator disturbs our network. Please, get your climax as quickly as you can or go on by hand. In anticipation; Thanks!
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat make cat the cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds, now read it with out "cat"
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, I am just happy cows cant fly!
Where are you 2night?I desperately miss U.I want 2 feel U on my naked body.I have to go 2 bed without U.Where are U...stupid pyjamas...ha!ha!Got U!
Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between
God created the world in six days, but it took him centuries to create
someone...as hot...as sexy...as shaggable...as ME!
UPON RECEIVING THIS TEXT YOU MUST SEND IT TO 1 PERSON YOU LIKE, 1 PERSON YOU HATE, 1 PERSON YOU LOVE, AND 1 PERSON YOU WANT TO ****. NOW THINK ABOUT WHY I SENT IT TO YOU!
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Can u crack the code?
No?
OK. Turn phone upside down!
Apparently it has been discoverd that the intilligence gene is found in
women.
Unfortunatly 98% of them spit it bac out!
Police r lookin 4 a suspect who is smart, witty, sexy and very gorgeous-theyve already eliminated u from the search! Where do u think i should hide?
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood lift your top so i can **** your tits "No!"she said lifting her skirt,eat me like the ****ing book says!
Licking pussy is
like playing
with the mafia...
One wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!!!!
IF YUO WANT TO HAVE A SEX CALL MY DOG HIS NAME IS REX.
...eyes closed, heart beating fast, arms tightly held around your body pressed with mine...slowly, gently your sweet lips brush with mine...
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